introduction: my guilty secrets

I still think Korn are a good band


I watch Hollyoaks


I talk to my cats like how women whose ovaries are on the clock talk to babies


I have kissed two men who were dressed as women at the time


I wrote a 3000 word essay on Gone with the Wind after sleeping through the whole film (and got a 60% grade)


Whilst babysitting an 8 year old girl she told me I will go to hell when I die because I told her I did not believe Jesus was the son of God


I like eating peas with ketchup as a meal


I wish I could live a day in an American High School movie as the arty geek who suddenly becomes hot when I take off my thick rimmed glasses which is why Zak Efron asks me to prom


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